Hash Wedding weekend

Hash Wedding weekend

Sunday, 19 April 2015

Hash Trash - Run 176

Run 176
Sunday 5th April 2015
Hares : Tinkerbell & Barrel
Location : Yalikavak
Scribe : Happy

The RV for run 176 on April 5th was at the home of Noddy and Barrel in Yalikavak. As everyone arrived there was a mad scramble to acquire the latest addition to our hash wardrobe - hash sweatshirts.These were available in a choice of three colours and sizes
All of the early birds seemed to favour the sky blue model so it was red or green for anyone who arrived late! Once the purchases were complete the circle was called and our stand in GM Culture Vulture wellcomef us all to run 176 on this a rather cloudy Easter Sunday.
The hares were called in and gave us the usual description of the trail and after the down down for the FRB Lovejoy off we set with Tinkerbell at the front with the runners and Barrel bringing up the rear with the walkers!
The trail took us on a varied circular of Yalikavak firstly on the wilder back tracks then down to the beach along the sea front,a bit of window shopping alongside the Marina, back up through the town and then back to the countryside,across a very boggy field!!

Once everyone had dried their soggy feet and had a well eared drink the circle was recalled.
The hares were awarded a down down for setting a rubbish trail.Next in the circle were the returnees and virgins closely followed by the mugless ,the wearers of pink and dare I say those practising Sex on the Hash !!!!
Shitter has completed 100 runs and was awarded a t shirt and given a d down. Having completed all the serious business the Easter Fun began in the form of Egg throwing an egg nose nudging race and an egg and spoon race  which was enjoyed by all. Finally we all joined Noddy and Barrel in wishing Tinkerbell a Very Happy Birthday!!!

Hash trash - Run 175

Run: 175
Date: Sunday 22nd March
Location: Yalıkavak
Hares: Barrel & Noddy
Scribe: Virgin

Hi Hashers,

It was a wonderful sunny spring day, so this time the RA did his job.  It was also Nevruz Spring Holiday so Happy Nevruz to all of you and I hope it will be a nice New Year.

We were 18 hashers including returners and 3 new Viking Hashers, Thomas the Tank, Anna and Pia that we welcomed and hope to see a lot of in the future.  Pia’s husband, Göktuğ unfortunately had to work although it was his 50th birthday.  Happy Birthday to Göktuğ.

It was a well set run from the hares’ house and endiong back there with the post run circle and plenty of beer.  It was good to see the return of Happy and Rachel.  Noddy got her 50th run mug which was filled and downed very quickly.  Ali received his wallet back as lost property that had been found on the reound by another Hasher.  He could now relax as he was prepared to go back along the trail to find it.  Good to have a group that looks after each other!

We had new T-shirts on sale, double sided with prints on each side (inside and outside), so 2 in 1 for only 15TL.  All sizes available from XS to XXL, but unfortunately no XM for Barrel that he requested!!

The ON-ON-ON was at Köşem (My Corner) with excellent food.  Everyone had remembered the good food so for the two who decided to join us very late they couldn’t get what they wanted (liver) as Köşem had run out.  Still there was Fish & Chips or curry left so no-one departed hungry.

Thansk for a good hash Noddy and Barrel. The next Hash will be Easter and April Fool’s, so be prepared as Loveboy (no printing error, but a verbal slip by Thomas the Tank!) is setting it.


Hash Trash - Run 174


Well what can i say about Hash 174 well quite a lot actually
The RA did his job we had a lovely bright sunny after a mornings
Culture Vulture was called in as FRB as she was first home at the last
Comes to soon stood in yet again as acting GM and promtly called in
the hare who told us a complete pack of lies about the run lol.
As it was İnternational womens day hasher were asked to wear the
colour purple.
The RA did his bit in te circle and stated there would be a naming ceromony after the run hasher were requested to think of names.
The hash was now on and off we went.
The run took us through part of the town and into the fields and orange
Then through broken tiles muddy fields where whinny bitches new trainers
were no longer white they soon became 40 shades of grey.
Then not only was that bad but we had to run through a building site
all the hashers completed the run as it was well marked.
the circle was formed the hares were told the run was rubbish and recieved a down down.
Down downs were given to returnees and a special down down for all the
women as it was womens day.
The RA took over the cirle and gave the GM a down down for not wearing purple.
Next to be called in was whinny bitch and recieved a down down for wearing new shoes and was made to drink from her shoes YUK!!!!!!!
Next was the naming ceromony where one of our turkish female hashers
was to be named after various suggestions as since she had just opened
a bar which is called Bar-on she was duley named Bar-on-ess and sucessfully drank the litre of ale.
The hares were then called in at the request of Barrel for failure to
comply with the health and saftey by sending the hashers through a working building site.
The circle was closed and the on on on was at the Bar-on in Turgutries
where the food was excellent and all in all a great day was had by all

On On On          Whinny bitch