Hash Wedding weekend

Hash Wedding weekend

Thursday, 23 January 2014

Hash Trash - Run 141

Location: Ortakent
Date: Sunday, 12 January 2014
Hares: Butt Butt & Doggy Style
Scribe: Flasher

We all gathered at the RV on the outskirts of Ortakent, a good amount of winter warrior hashers all ready to shed the extra pounds of Christmas and New Year, well some of us were for sure, me being one of the them.

The GM called the circle at 2pm sharp, first called in for a down down were the FRB’s from the last treasure hunt hash, Whilst you’re down there and Tits, apparently they had stopped for a bathroom break and actually ran to catch the pack up, this is almost unheard of. The honor award was presented to Muffin Muncher as she had very cleverly spotted a baby seal swimming in the sea on the previous hash, well done Muffin Muncher. The hares Butt Butt and Doggy Style were then called into the circle to explain and tell the usual bull about the trail. Flat, short etc etc... Orders were taken for the ononon and then we were off.

The trail was a long one, the hares informed us it had taken them 5 hours to set the trail and that they had used something like 20kg of flour, slight exaggeration but a lot! I think there were about 8 runners and 8 walkers, the runners were soon quite a way out front and so were both hares, a panicked phone call from the walkers asking which way to go and one of the hares waited for them to catch up. The trail was lovely, lots of greenery and lanes and of course a fab view of the Aegean. We actually went along the beach for part of the trail which again was great, I really love hashing at this time of year, no tourists about just plenty of open space, winter sun and fresh air, it makes you realise how lucky we are to be living in such a beautiful part of the world. I think it was nigh on 2 hours later, we all arrived back at the RV, it was a long hash and certainly blew the cob webs away but our RA did us proud and kept the weather at a very pleasant temperature so it didn’t actually seem as long as it was, although one of the hashers (GM) did the runners route and I think maybe 2 km of the walkers route!  The circle was once again called and the GM invited in the returnees, it was great to see all of the returnees but especially good to see our daddy of the hash Culture Vulture who had been absent without leave for quite some time. Our one and only virgin Karen was then invited in, she’s so shy I didn’t think she would have gone in the circle but she bounced in like a little gazelle.

The RA then started his stint with a joke, well he started the joke but forgot the middle and end but it all added to the fun. Down downs were given for all the usual misdemeanours, teapot, misnaming, goody goody etc... Then a couple of the hashers got in and told a joke, Muffin Muncher, Fishy Fingers and Karen our virgin so well done you ladies.

Time was getting on now so the circle was called to a close and the majority of us headed off to Viras in Ortakent for a well deserved munch. Great hash for the New Year ladies and fabulous ononon.

On On

Friday, 3 January 2014

Hash Trash - Run 140

Location: Turgutreis
Date: Sunday, 29 December 2013
Hares: Fishy Fingers & Doggy Style
Scribe: Tits

The RA did is us proud and we had a bright sunny day, blue skies all round  for the BH3 Twixmas  run. The hares, Fishy Fingers and Doggy Style set the hash in a treasure hunt format this time around the town of Turgutries, and the dress theme was "Things you wouldn't be seen dead in". Pubes and Fishy fingers made a sterling effort in their brightly coloured shell suits (did I see pink), turning a few heads on the way. Other hashers turned up and rugby and football shirts of the teams they least support.

The pack gathered at the marina and the mulled wine was most welcome.  The honour went to Fishy fingers for always being the last out of the pub (at anytime not just after the On On On), always saying "just one more :-)". Definitely the  hangover queen of the Bodrum Hash.
We were split into 2 teams and the hares had a list of questions which were clues to each point on the trial. We set off one team going in the reverse direction to the other and meeting in the middle ish for a beer stop.

The clues lead us all over Turgutries town and a "proof of visit" photo was taken of the team at each stop. So hence the poses in front of Boom Bar, Sunset restaurant, , Statue at marina, Cool Breeze bar, various hotels, the Turkish bath, the market,  Mc Donalds, Customs place, Camelot, Sabanci Park to name a few.  We had a very nice beer stop or two at The Local Bar, where Pisser accused Butt-Butt of bringing her own transport... a broomstick!

We got back to the marina, just after dark as Doggy Styles team caught sight of a lovely seal. Or were they all stopping to impersonate Pisser?????

We welcomed the Visitors of Pubes and daughter Charlotte, returnees, and just about everyone was called in for not using hash names while on the hash.

Hose hander go a down down for something and had to drink through a yucky hoover end. Rather him than me. Fishy Finders got her down down in the Tea pot.

New Xmas Naughty down down songs were sang, and went down very well. Each hasher had to tell a little joke too.

We had the naming of the lovely Skye, Muffin Muncher was chosen as her hash name. I'm sure she will be so proud of this... as her dad wanted her named Twat!

 A wonderful meal was provided by the Italian. Well done Gian Carlos - a fantastic meal! So much food and really delicious. Secret Santa gifts were picked out the bag, chocolates, mugs, hotty bottles, wine, cushions oh a much loved torch! A good time had by all.

All the best to all the hashers and have a Happy New Year!

On On On